How to Pick Up Girls Online



So you're interested in using the internet to pick up chicks? If you're desperately seeking a relationship, I strongly suggest you try some of the other suggestions on this site first. I just don't want you to get stuck in a rut on your computer and never go outside and meet women. It's a lot more fun and the odds are better. However, if you like playing around on the computer, or have a lot of free time at work then you can have a good time in chat rooms and online personals trying to pick up chicks. Let me just say up front that the odds are stacked against you. The reason is that there are just too many clueless men out there who are disgusting, crude and rude to women when hiding behind computers. I know the anonimity of a computer can make it tempting to act like a jerk to women, but you'll never get anywhere doing that.

If you want to go out and meet women on chat lines, there's not a lot of advice I can give other than to go out there, be yourself and have fun. Ignore people if they offend you. Just remember a lot of the women on the lines are actually men, don't be paranoid about this, there's plenty of real women out there too. If things get serious just try to get some verification early on by having her call you or something.

A far better way to pick up chicks online is through online personals. But once again, the main problem is that us guys just plain-and-simple outnumber the girls online. Never fear! Here is some great information that should tilt the playing field to your side.

First off, not very many women post ads. They'd rather search through the ads looking for Mr. Right. When they do post an ad, they get innundated with responses. You're going to have to set yourself apart. Make your response show that you're interested and that you're serious. The women may get many responses, but the majority of the are going to be like "Hi, I'm interested write me." The key is to give up some information about yourself to see if she likes you. Your hobbies and interests, etc. Now you may do this a few times and get no responses. Does this mean you've wasted your time and there is no hope for you? Of course not. I'm going to let you in on a golden secret of some of the world's most succesful people. Life is a numbers game. Every rejection brings you one step closer to a success. This true whether you're looking for a job, asking women out on dates, or trying to make a sale. Telemarkters are a unique brand of people. The good ones enjoy being told "no", because they know they are that much closer to a yes. So what does this mean to you? Well the best way to apply this knowledge to online personals is to write a generic, yet thoughful response to personal ads and then send it out to every woman who posts an ad who is even remotely close to what you are looking for. You can write one yourself, but I'm going to give you a generic letter that you can fill in with your information that will pull in the responses like crazy! Copy this letter into your favorite word processor, put in your information, then go prowling the online personals responding to every personal that catches your eye by cutting and pasting your letter into the response form. I'm telling you, go out and send this letter to a hundred ads and spend the rest of the time finding out about and developing relationships with the women you meet. You'll have a blast.

Now, since the majority of women don't post ads, for maximum play, you're going to have to post one yourself. (It sucks being a guy, don't it?) Don't worry, I'm going to provide you with some unique, intriguing and funny ads that will attract a lot of women. However, if you write your own honest, sincere ad, you may get more qualified responses from women with specific qualities you are looking for. Once again, the key is numbers. You should not feel bad if you get no responses, especially if you post only one place (Yahoo is a particularly bad, place. Way too many stupid men, not enough serious women. Most people just screw around posting ads with no intention of responding making it harder to weed out the serious ones.) So you're going to have to post to as many places as possible.

Back to Contents